Wednesday, October 7, 2009

  • You know you are a figure competitor when...
    Someone asks about the man in your life and you tell them that Gym is fineYou have two sections in your wardrobe. On season and Off season...they are not mix and match6Your priorities on any given day: Eat Clean,Train mean .Focus on your goal You can name any pro figure competitor by seeing her butt alone When someone wants to take your picture, you immediately spread your lats, tighten every muscle in your body, point your fingers and SMILEYou take more supplements daily than your 80 year old grandmotherYour idea of dressing up is taking your hair out of the ponytail its been in for a week You have had someone close to you, hide food from you in your own house. An easy day is lifting and only 1 cardio sessionInstead of carrying a Gucci purse you accessorize with a cute little eski(where all ur days worth of food is)Waking up so sore you can barely move puts a smile on your faceYou can't do any work because you are to busy counting down the seconds until your next meal!!The faint smell of ‘Pro Tan’ gets your heart pumping faster than your man's cologneYou leave a little trail of Splenda packets, tupperware, & empty water bottles everywhere you goYour hubby makes you pee in the guest bathroom because every meal includes asparagus.hahaYour jaws are sore because you can't stop chewing sugar free gumYou spend at least 5 minutes grilling your server at a restaurant, and another five minutes re-writing the menu until you've got a meal that meets your diet's specifications...and then you devour it in less than 60 seconds flat You consider a day when you only have to make ONE trip to the gym a luxury
    You need to wee wee atleast 4x in the nightYou think about having "relaxed hands" ,lats out and sticking your butt out while standing in line at the grocery store (Hey, a girl's gotta practice her posing)
    HAVE FUN! This is a sport, but taking it too serious takes half of the fun away, meet new people, goof off, have a ball....after all you've worked hard to get where you are, now it's time to enjoy it!

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